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Chronicle of the Conspiracy Saturday, July 19, 2008 FROM MY FAR-FLUNG TRAVELS Seen in the San Jose, CA airport. This certainly does make things easier.
Seen in Chicago. So global warming itself is not certain, but its disastrous negative consequences are? My, how he mighty Paul Volcker has fallen.
Also seen in Chicago, here are some of those fatcats that Obama and McCain are always villifying.
More Chicago. Is this that drain that Volcker was talking about?
More Chi. I often marvel at the mysterious use of quotation marks in signage. But here's a new mystery. Just what does the elipsis here do? Create suspense as one drives behind this truck?
Last one from Chicago -- the city that works, and the city that is happy in its work. Goes to show that status systems exist everywhere throughout the society and the economy (and that pride is a powerful motivator, no matter how trivial it may seem to one outside the status circle involved).
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Friday, July 18, 2008 JOKE OF THE DAY This joke relates to palindromes. We believe the longest legitimate one-word palindrome in the Enlglish language is "detrarted." Here's the definition. But reader Neil Ferguson gives and alternate one:Adjective. Of or relating to a person from whose life a tart has been extracted. Example: After Vernon Jordan arranged a new job for Ms. Lewinsky, President Clinton revelled in his detartrated state.One might go further: Adjective. Of or relating to a person whose success ratings have improved following the extraction of a tart from his life. Ex: After Vernon Jordan arranged a new job for Ms. Lewinsky, President Clinton was detartrated by the elecorate, as reflected in his higher approval ratings in opinion polls. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 1:29 PM |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 KUDLOW REPLAY Featuring the long-overdue return of my friend Mike Darda! Here's more. I think.Update... Reader John Kranz asks, I'd like to hear you expound on your aversion to naked shorts. I was surprised when you criticized the practice on Kudlow last night."Naked" shorting and "naked" option-writing have nothing to do with each other, except for the coincidence of the term "naked." In the case of option-writing, the "naked" writer is simply taking a short position in a put or a call without a risk-offsetting position in the underying asset (usually a stock). I have no problem with that at all. A short option, whether "naked" or not, is simply a contract to sell (in the case of a short call) or buy (in the case of a short put) at a fixed price by a fixed date. No issue there. However, "naked" shorting is an entirely different matter. When you sell a stock short, you are selling something you do not own. Yet the buyer requires that you deliver to him the thing he bought from you. Normally you accomplish that by arranging to borrow the shares from someone else who owns them. You sell the borrowed shares, and deliver them to the buyer in exchange for the buyer's cash. Ultimately, you expect to buy back the stock at a lower price, and replace the borrowed shares. In "naked" shorting, you sell to the buyer without any intention of borrowing stock to deliver. So on settlement day, your trade fails. You cannot deliver what you do not have. Yet when you made the sale, you were implicitly promising to deliver. After the fail, you can cure the problem by buying stock and delivering it, hopefully at a profitably lower price. But shat amounts to fraud -- in very much the same way that kiting checks amounts to fraud. It doesn't matter if you ultimately deliver. At the time of the sale, you had no intention or capability to deliver. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 8:54 PM |
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THE COMEDY THAT IS CONGRESS Our friend Jim Carter writes in IBD: For anyone who is interested in a solution to America's fiscal policy woes, the person to watch is Jerry Seinfeld. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 6:37 AM |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 CHUCK SCHUMER: HEDGE FUND TOOL An amazing story in today's Wall Street Journal:The federal takeover of IndyMac Bank over the weekend could cost the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. between $4 billion and $8 billion. But Senator Chuck Schumer, who helped to precipitate the collapse by publicizing a letter to the bank's regulator last month, has no remorse.My DC-insider friend "Mick Danger" sees deeper implications. The SEC is investigating hedge funds to see if they circulate rumors, knowing they are false, and trade on them, manipulating the market. Now, did the brave writers at the WSJ miss something? Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:37 AM |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 NOT EXACTLY REASSURING Here's the new CEO of the failed bank IndyMac, John F. Bovenzi, put in place by the FDIC who seized the bank over the weekend. Creepy. Could be worse. At least his hand is in his own pocket, not yours.Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 10:55 AM |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 NO LEFT LEFT BEHIND My DC-insider friend "Mick Danger" is rabidly anti-union (or, to put it more accurately, anti the political influence exercised by unions). He particuarly despises Andy Stern, the boss of SIEU. So it's a surprised to see "Mick" quoting Stern approvingly, as he does when he cites this interesting Jonathan Alter piece on education reform in Newsweek:Jonathan Alter gets it mostly right but still feels compelled to throw rocks at the very successful No Child Left Behind law; bitching at NCLB's testing "mania" while calling on schools to improve classroom performance. Yeah. Teachers hate it because it exposes incomptence; students have always hated tests but study because of them. Is there anyone who does not already know these things?Update... a reader responds: Don't defend the No Child Left Behind plan. My view is this. The school district results are primarily a function of the community. All plans like NCLB do are waste federal money on top of state money that is being wasted. Posted by Donald L. Luskin at 6:58 PM |
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